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A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jew Walk into a Polling Place … There we were, amid the muck and the gore of the battlefield last Tuesday. Chaos swirling around us, the heat of the past four years of battles, culminating in this one decisive clash, as the two sides each strove to gain the ... READ MORE

USA Found Dead — Apparent Suicide (The following is satire.) (From WIRES) Wednesday, November 7th, 2012, (JONESBAMATOWN, GUYANA) —The world was horrified last Wednesday to learn of the discovery of the entire United States of America, roughly 314 million ... READ MORE

HOT OPINIONS Obama’s Been to the Beauty Parlor: I’m Gonna Wash That Grey Right Out of My Hair Krauthammer: If Rice Didn’t Know Anything About Benghazi, ‘Why The Hell Are You Sending Her Out There?’ Our Teflon Secretary of State Secession Talk: “Next to Our Liberty, Most Dear” Barack Obama: Raising Stalin’s Chicken, Hunting Franklin’s Lamb Awol Press, Awol President and the Future of America NEWS CLASH Payback Time: Check Out Which Companies Gave What to Whom Holy Moly Alert: US Jobless Numbers Jumped From 78,000 last week to 439,000 Banana Republic: 22 Signs The Election was a Sham Rock-n-Rolla Alert: Catholics Ready to Rebel if BHO Pursues the HHS Mandate [EXCLUSIVE VID] Busted: Obama’s Fieldworks Office Admits Funneling Money to Defeat Allen West Full Of Crap Alert: Reporter to Carney: ‘Utterly Bizarre’ That Obama Learned Of Petreaus Scandal After Election

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