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Apparitions: LMAO!!!

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Saving grace

With all that spookiness, thank God, literally, we had more than our fair share of trumpeted appearances by Jesus to keep us safe. It never ceases to amaze me the variety of locations at which images of what many people believe to be the Son of God seem to manifest themselves.

This year, we had purported apparitions in bread, pizza sauce, chicken feathers, a frying pan, a sock and the center of a tree branch, dubbed by some in the media as Tree-sus.







Not living by bread alone






Pizza pie in the sky sauce?






From the frying pan to the friar






The holier-than-thou sock






Has the tree of life finally been found?

I really hope that when Jesus does come back to Earth, people won't say, "Oh, that can't be Him because He doesn't look anything like He did on that piece of bread or in the frying pan."

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