DON’T MISS THIS, FOLKS: Rocky from Philadelphia discusses priest pedophilia in the City of Brotherly Love
Yesterday, 3.10.2011, I received the following from a source that wishes to remain anonymous at this time.
Voice from the Desert publishes it with the author’s permission.
Confidential letter to Christy Mahon from The Company
Yo Christy. Are you kidding me? You Irish complain too much. You think you got problems? You got nothin’ compared to mine.
Here I am, the number one U.S. branch manager of the Universal Eternal Life Insurance Company – UELICO – and my operation is fallin apart. I just had to can 21 of my agents; I’m havin to close locations right and left, and customers are walkin away, so I’m not gettin my share of the premiums. I don’t know what the hell’s the matter with em. We put out a good product. Real expensive costumes, organ music, incense, the works. We’re even givin em more Latin.
We were already havin’ trouble gettin’ agents. We tell ‘em they can’t get married so we can keep em under control. We don’t care what they do in their spare time, but some of ‘em turn out to go after young ones, even boys. So that’s our problem. We’ve tried to cover it up as best we can, but too much is leakin’ out.
Things are heatin’ up, and I’m bein’ roasted alive. That woman DA hit us with that Grand Jury report in ‘06, but my lawyers got me out of it more or less ok. Great firm – Dewey, Cheatem, and Howe – I recommend ‘em. Our guy there is Sassifrassio. He’s Italian, just like me. We both went after the report and said they were out to get the Company. That worked pretty well. People got over it.
Things were goin’ good and then – bam – another Grand Jury report. This time the DA is one of ours. But he’s a black guy, so he can’t take any chances. The last one was a Jew, and she was out to get us. Now, they’re trying to put some of our agents on trial, so I had to throw some of em under the bus to take the heat off.
The problem is, this may not keep the State legislature under control. Two reps from Philly have filled bills to get rid of the statutes of limitations and to open a window for civil suits. Last time the Dems were in control of the House, and the chairman of the Judiciary Committee was one of us. He’s Italian, just like me. This time it’s the Republicans. They’re usually on our side, but I don’t know about the chairman, even though he’s Italian, just like me. We gotta stop ‘em from havin’ a hearing. If they get those victims and parents up there givin’ out all their bleedin’ heart crap, we got real problems.
If this happens the costs are goin’ to sky-rocket. Those lobbyists cost big bucks, and with the premium payments goin’ down and people getting a bit twitchy about the capital campaign, we may have to unload some property. There are people out there tryin’ to get us. Like that damn SNAP and VOTF and all those pinko liberal creeps. We’re already in trouble big time with the younger people. They don’t show up at the locations, so they’re not payin’ their premiums. In another ten years things could look real real bad. But so what. I’ll be outa here by then.
This whole thing stinks. I was havin’ it real good. We still had plenty of suckers payin’ their premiums every week, and we even had the $200 million campaign going real good. I’m livin’ it up in my estate out on the Main Line, flyin’ to Rome twice a month first class, and I was coasting in for a real nice spot in Rome just like Bernie Law got. Now, every time I go there the Boss is looking at me sideways, like I’m really screwing up in Philly. And he isn’t even Italian.
So Christy, compared to me, you got nothing to worry about. So hang loose, and I’ll see you in church. Hah hah.
Your old buddy,
Rocky
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