Obama 'The Most Arrogant Man in the World'

I don't always tell the truth, but when I do, I prefer half-truths! He never says something tastes like chicken. Not even chicken. It takes serious balls to claim you're the most interesting man in the world. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. His charm is so contagious, vaccines have been created for it. His blood smells like cologne. The media often question him just because they find him interesting. He's been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room. He lives vicariously through himself. Every time he goes for a swim, dolphins appear. Alien abductors have asked him to probe them. His legend precedes him, the way lightning precedes thunder. His personality is so magnetic, he is unable to carry credit cards. Even his enemies list him as their emergency contact number. People hang on his every word, even the prepositions. He could disarm you with his looks... or his hands. Either way. It's never too early to start beefing up your obituary. He is the most Arrogant man in the world. Stay ignorant my friends!