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Rocket Warning-Siren Sounds In Tel Aviv

Rocket Warning-Siren Sounds In Tel Aviv CONTRIBUTOR: BARRACUDA. Citizens scramble to bomb shelters amid Hamas attack UPDATE: Aaron Klein, WND’s Jerusalem bureau chief, reports he is now in a bomb shelter in Tel Aviv after a warning siren sounded in the Israeli city. TEL AVIV – A siren has gone off in Tel Aviv warning of a possible...

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CIA Operative Exposes White House (video)

CURATOR: Umayyad Ulemma. Fmr. CIA Operative talks Petraeus, the White House, Benghazi, Syria connection as well as warns against Russia!!...

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350 Economists Warn President And Congress: Bad Grand Bargain On Deficits Could Kill Recovery

CONTRIBUTOR: BARRACUDA. Commondreams.org Economy Needs Growth and Jobs, Not Austerity WASHINGTON - November 14 - 350 prominent economists issued a statement on Wednesday warning that “the fragile recovery is threatened by obsessive concern with cutting deficits that has infected both parties.” The economists from universities and research groups across the U.S....

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The Bomb Plant: America’s 3 A.M. Nightmare (video)

The Bomb Plant: America’s 3 A.M. Nightmare CONTRIBUTOR: BARRACUDA. By Joseph Trento, on November 14th, 2012 National Security News Service (learn more about this documentary) [ Source dcbureau.org ] Aiken, S.C. – Tons of weapons grade plutonium and other nuclear materials, a target for terrorists, are not being properly protected by the National Nuclear Security Administration at the Department...

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Could A Big New Madrid Quake Be Next For The Midwest? (video)

Could A Big New Madrid Quake Be Next For The Midwest? CONTRIBUTOR: BARRACUDA. HUNTSVILLE, AL.(WHNT)-When it comes to earthquakes, the “big one” could be coming soon, and we’re not talking about California or some place overseas. Many people don’t realize that north Alabama lies in the impact zone of the New Madrid fault line, a sleeping giant that is approximately twenty times larger...

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3 Windows Into Obamas Dangerous Second Term ~ The Nightmare Has Already Begun.

3 Windows Into Obamas Dangerous Second Term ~ The Nightmare Has Already Begun. CONTRIBUTOR: BARRACUDA. Several post-election developments have already served advance warning on America, or at least the portion paying attention between so-called reality TV shows, that President Obama’s second term will be every bit as dangerous and ultimately disastrous as those of us deeply concerned about the consequences of his reelection warned it...

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Secessionist Movement Is Being Co-Opted (video)

CONTRIBUTOR: Peter Santilli. Thursday November 15, 2012 On this episode of The Pete Santilli Show: Pete has a heart-to-heart discussion with his listeners about the extremely high potential for the secessionist movement to be co-opted in the same manner as the Tea Party, the Ron Paul Presidential Campaign, and the commercial...

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URGENT ALERT: ObamaCare Deadline Nov 16th, Secrets They Don't Want You To Know. Video (video)

URGENT ALERT: ObamaCare Deadline Nov 16th, Secrets They Don't Want You To Know. Video CURATOR: Josey Wales. President Obama's re-election solidified the future of national health care, and now it's up to the states to carry it out. They have to work quickly. We are down to the wire and have no time to waste. Barack Obama has set an arbitrary deadline of November 16 - this...

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More Warnings Of 'Martial Law' In Obama's 2nd Term (video)

More Warnings Of 'Martial Law' In Obama's 2nd Term CONTRIBUTOR: Live Free or Die. SUBMITTED BY Brian Tashman on Thursday, 11/15/2012 3:35 pm After warning that conservatives will face “prosecution under civil-rights statutes” after Obama won re-election and preserved his “totalitarian infrastructure”, WorldNetDaily columnist Erik Rush now writes that Obama is planning on “fomenting widespread civil unrest” so he can “implement martial law or...

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Why The States Must Secede To Save America (video)

CONTRIBUTOR: BARRACUDA. Declaration of Independence 2.0: Restoring the Republic Infowars.com November 16, 2012 Radio host Alex Jones today called for a second American Revolution led by states who would secede from the federal government and reconstitute the Republic under the terms of the Declaration of Independence, bill of rights and constitution. (Read...

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Ron Paul's original staff economist, Dr. Gary North!
Friday, November 16, 2012

Ron Paul’s Age-Gap Politics of “No”
Gary North’s Reality Check (Nov. 16, 2012) On January 7 of this year, I wrote an article on the idealism of younger voters who flocked to Ron Paul’s campaign for the Republican Party’s nomination for President. It is posted here: http://www.garynorth.com/public/8940.cfm. My opinions have not changed. I am convinced that there is a bond between... READ MORE


Dead Letter Office: Post Office Is Close to Broke
It’s official. The Postmaster General has sent an S.O.S. to Congress. “Mayday! Mayday! We’re sinking!” In this video, he says wages will be paid. Can you imagine the head of a $65 billion a year company producing a video that says to workers, saying this? “You will be paid. Trust me.” But the USPS has... READ MORE


$313,000 a Year for Purdue’s Acting Provost
I wonder what the real provost will get paid? Do you know what a provost does? Neither do I. But he is not alone. There are six vice provosts and associate provosts. There is a diversity officer who gets paid $198,000 a year. A marketing officer gets $253,000. There are 16 deans. There are 11... READ MORE

Busted: The FHA Is Out of Money
The Federal Housing Administration is close to bankruptcy. This government subsidy program is part of an overall mortgage market that is owned by the government. There has not been a free market in mortgages since September 2008. Even then, the market was rigged. We keep hearing about a housing recovery. That recovery rests on a... READ MORE


A Losing Argument: Obama, Bush, and Reagan Knew Nothing
Occasionally, I stumble across a politician making an argument that seems to lead to the right conclusion, when it was intended to lead to the opposite. Here is an example. “You know Barack Obama was no more responsible for what happened in Benghazi than George Bush was for September 11th or than Ronald Reagan was... READ MORE
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Personal Liberty Digest: Live Free in an Unfree World

Latest From Chip Wood November 16, 2012
The Battle Lines Have Been Drawn The Battle Lines Have Been Drawn »
The fiscal cliff draweth nigh. A lame-duck Congress and a triumphant President have six weeks to effect a deal that will keep the country from plunging over it. And right now, while both sides pay lip service to the idea of compromise, it looks like they'll play chicken right up to the edge. More »


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What's Behind Obama's Military Purge? What's Behind Obama's Military Purge? »
Is something deep and dark afoot in the upper regions of military command? Since the Sept. 11 Benghazi, Libya, massacre, President Barack Obama has sacked his CIA director and two of his top military commanders, demoted one and found another caught up in the scandal involving the CIA director. More »

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Senate Votes Down Cybersecurity Measure Senate Votes Down Cybersecurity Measure »
Last summer, vocal opposition from American Internet users encouraged the Senate to back off on Senator Joseph Lieberman's (I-Conn.) Cybersecurity Act. Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) called for another vote on the bill in a lame-duck session this week. It failed. More »




A Picture Worth $13 Billion? A Picture Worth $13 Billion? »
How do you know when government is broken and rife with incompetence? A good indicator could be when Federally managed workers with the Federal Emergency Management Agency are lining up for food handed out by an offshoot of the Occupy Wall Street movement, Occupy Sandy. More »

Montana Lawmaker Wants To Be Paid In Gold Montana Lawmaker Wants To Be Paid In Gold »
A Montana State lawmaker sent a letter expressing a lack of faith in the U.S. dollar and asking the Legislature to pay his annual $7,000 salary in gold. The State says it isn't going to happen. More »

Man Fighting Fire Shocked By Police With Taser Man Fighting Fire Shocked By Police With Taser »
A Florida man who was attempting to keep a fire that had engulfed his neighbor's house from reaching his own was shot with a Taser by police officers who told him to "let it go, that's what insurance is for." More »


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Market Reacts To Obama Win

Obama wins, stock market falls. The day after Barack Obama's re-election victory, the Dow Jones industrial average, a popular gauge of the U.S. stock market, suffered its biggest loss in nearly a year, dropping 312.95 points. Even so, the fall wasn't as bad as the day after Obama first won the White House. On Nov. 5, 2008, the Dow plummeted 486 points. Maybe we should be glad the drop wasn't worse this time. More »


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USA Found Dead — Apparent Suicide

By (JONESBAMATOWN, GUYANA) —The world was horrified last Wednesday to learn of the discovery of the entire United States of America, roughly 314 million people, dead in a remote commune in the jungles of South America’s obscure nation of Guyana.  The apparent cause of death: suicide!

    Shortly after the U.S. presidential election results were announced after 11:00 PM, Tuesday night, EST, local Guyanese residents began noticing foul odors and screaming coming from a giant communal compound, nicknamed “Jonesbamatown,” which had housed the President of the United States (Reverend Barack H. Jonesbama), his loyal followers and his “not so loyal” countrymen as well.   Eventually the commotion and smell drew the attention of Guyanese authorities, who stumbled upon the massively grim scene Wednesday morning.

     Indeed, the world’s third largest, richest, and most powerful nation had committed mass suicide on a scale unprecedented in human history (at least not since the Soviet Union, Western Europe, China, and the rest of the world had done the same … in human history).

     “The scene is unbelievable.  Just dreadful!” said a distressed Hon. Clement J. Rohee, Guyana’s Minister of Home Affairs, who had just returned from viewing the horrific landscape at Jonesbamatown/former United States, Wednesday morning.   “I don’t get it,” continued an emotional Rohee, shaking his head.  “…Why does every demented ideologue want to come here —Guyana— to act-out his suicidal, collectivist experiments on people? … I just don’t get it!”

    Rohee said that Guynese medical teams had already been air-dropped on the scene in the isolated, makeshift commune-nation of Jonesbamatown, located 200 miles southwest of Guyana’s capital of Georgetown.   As of Wednesday afternoon, United Nations physicians and other international teams were traveling through Guyana’s dense jungles, hoping to reach the immense camp in time to treat any survivors of America’s apparent mass suicide.

     “There’s always hope, but from the reports we’re getting, they’re all dead, the entire nation,” said Dr. Valerie Amos, the United Nations’ Under-Secretary-General and Emergency Relief Coordinator, Wednesday afternoon.  “… All of America, over three-hundred-million people dead, mostly from voting to commit suicide.  Unbelievable!”

    Amos said that although most of the former United States took its life willingly, duped into drinking a tainted mix of Hope, Change and Forward, it appeared others had to been forced to drink the grape-flavored substance, which was actually laced with lethal amounts of cyanide.   As for the President and Reverend Barack Jonesbama (aka the “Great One” or “Chocolate Jesus”, the charismatic cult leader who had so skillfully led the nation to believe a magical, egalitarian Utopia was possible because he studied it in college), he was found dead, too; victim to cyanide, as well, which he had apparently laced his crystal champagne glass of Revenge with.  

Reportedly found next to President Rev. Jonesbama were his wife, Eva Michelle Obraun, his favorite set of titanium golf clubs, and the skeletal remains of what is believed to be his dog, Bo, seemingly having taken its life years before rather than enduring his master’s rantings.

   World leaders are reacting to the news of the entire United State’s suicide with mixed emotions, whether they had been friends of the former superpower or not.

    “These people were promised ‘paradise on Earth’,” said a sobbing British Prime Minister David Cameron outside his #10 Downing Street residence, Wednesday, “and when they realized it was all smoke-in-mirrors, they chose to seek that last ‘paradise’ across the River Styx with their dear leader, Reverend Jonesbama.  I weep for my former friends and allies.”

    Already local residents are being evacuated from the scene of America’s suicide in Jonesbamatown, as its 314 million decaying corpses will undoubtedly taint the air, soil and water supplies for generations.   Said Guyana’s Chief Medical Officer of Public Health, Dr. Rudolph Cummings, Wednesday, “It’s going to take months to clean up all these bodies, not because there are so many, but because they’re American, which means they average about 300 pounds per body.”

     Also found at the reeking, unprecedented scene of national self-demise were audio recordings of the Rev. Barack Jonesbama, beckoning his people to commit “one final, revolutionary act … just one more time.”

    The audio tapes are ”morbid, yet strangely uplifting,” said one U.N. disaster relief worker, who wished to remain anonymous.  ”I listened to this man, who so many loved, calling upon his followers to commit these secretly horrible acts by voting for his policies one last time … killing themselves and their families, sacrificing their futures…! It’s almost as bad as strapping every American under age 18 with 216,676 dollars of debt!”

    “Oh, I’m just so tired … so tired of being tired.  Come, my children, follow me on this last act, take this one last sip from my delicious Change-flavored Kool-Aid…” Rev. Jonesbama can be heard saying ominously to his remaining gathered followers Tuesday evening, as the rest of them were hurriedly rounding up Republicans, libertarians, and conservative Democrats who did not wish to share the fate of their messianic father-leader and his puerile ideologues.

    In the end, though, there were enough Jonesbama voters Tuesday night to force non-Jonesbama voters to enter the “eternal utopia”  the hypnotic revered promised for years.   Thus, no one in America had a choice but be a part of their collective suicide … via collectivism.

   President Rev. Jonesbama sounded particularly self-absorbed and strident, according to first-responders on the gruesome scene who listened to audio tapes of the last hours of the great nation-turned-gigantic, suicidal commune.

     There are also signs of struggle at the horrendous Jonesbamatown site, including gunfights and numerous syringes laying about, indicating many Americans who did not believe in their leader’s promise of an “eternal golden future” being forcibly injected with cyanide-laced Hope and Change.
     “Why, if we cannot create and enjoy this all-equal World of Peace without opposition, then we all may as well forever live in it in death!”  Rev. Jonesbama can be heard eerily spouting on his microphone, his words broadcasted across his dying nation and subjects.   In the background there can be heard moaning, women screaming and children crying, as they cast their ballots for Jonesbama and his policies yet again.   Occasionally dying voices with Southern, Mid and Southwestern accents can be heard screaming in the background, “You @!##!@*!*, Jonesbama, we knew this would happen!”

     “…Oh, such reluctant Neanderthals,” Rev. Barack Jonesbama whines in response, wearing creepy sunglasses and a befitting demeanor.   “…Oh, do away with those naysayers first, my faithful children!  They want to roll us back to the policies of the past.  Do ‘away’ with them first. …Then after them, do your own children!  Oh, let us get some medicine, please…!”

     At the far upper-right premises of Jonesbamatown/United States, “non believers” were found laying about; some shot, stabbed, “Hope”-laced syringes stuck in their bodies; bloated, clutching vomit-splattered Gadsden flags.   Former Fox News TV host Glenn Beck was discovered by medical personnel wrapped in the rigor mortised arms of talk radio’s Sean Hannity and Mark Levin, a scribbled note laying among the trio simply stating: “Told You, America!”

    The United Nations, which had been growing largely at odds with the U.S. in recent years, still expressed shock and horror at the news of what happened in Jonesbamatown.   “…This is the exact sort of naiveté that can lead to danger, such as mass suicide,” U.N. General Secretary Ban ki Moon said, Wednesday.  
  
   Further east, a sniffling Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, his own country now condemned to annihilation of a different sort, given just a matter of time, commented woefully, “I can’t believe Americans actually agreed to do this to themselves!  I mean, I knew they had become dumber over the years, but I didn’t know they had become this dumb!” sobbed Netanyahu.

   Andre Reizensky, a 69-year-old Israeli citizen who had grown up in former East Germany, could not believe the U.S., a country he loved and respected had chosen this fate for itself Tuesday evening.   Nor could Reizensky cope with the fact that his own daughter, Iris, her husband and his two grandchildren are undoubtedly among the millions dead, since Iris and her family had lived in Philadelphia and were staunch Democrats/Jonesbama supporters. 

Cried Reizensky to reporters in Tel Aviv, Wednesday, “No one learns from history anymore!   Everyone thinks the world began when they were born, and all the failed experiments of the past can be tried again with different results. … I thought my family was smarter.   I thought America was smarter!  Apparently not!  Oh God!”
  
“Why?!” wailed Reizensky, having to be retrained by friends and neighbors.  “Why did America drink Jonesbama’s Hope and Change Kool-Aid again?  Why did they do this to themselves?!  NO..!”
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A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jew Walk into a Polling Place …
A Protestant, a Catholic, and a Jew Walk into a Polling Place … There we were, amid the muck and the gore of the battlefield last Tuesday. Chaos swirling around us, the heat of the past four years of battles, culminating in this one decisive clash, as the two sides each strove to gain the ... READ MORE
USA Found Dead — Apparent SuicideUSA Found Dead — Apparent Suicide (The following is satire.) (From WIRES) Wednesday, November 7th, 2012, (JONESBAMATOWN, GUYANA) —The world was horrified last Wednesday to learn of the discovery of the entire United States of America, roughly 314 million ... READ MORE



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