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Dover 'time-traveler' sparks internet interest

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Dover 'time-traveler' sparks internet interest





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'I have a functioning time machine'




A man from Dover, Pa. -- who may also be from Bozeman, Mont., perhaps in another time-space dimension -- says he's going back to June 1983, needs someone to help him run the machine, and needs a cat-sitter. He advertised those needs on Craigslist. Many people have found this interesting. And it appears this machine could meet many needs.



Found this ad on CraigsList while searching through some job advertisements. Can anyone help this dude out? Remember, you have to provide someone to take care of his cat, and your skull can't be any bigger than 64 cm. in circumference.



  • Here's a message-board poster who's in:







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    I'm going to Bozeman Montana... who's going with me? Time Travel Date: 2010-09-24, 10:09AM MDT I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me. I'm looking ...



The man posted his ad Thursday in Craigslist with the header 'Time Travel (Dover, Pa.)' (He, or someone, also apparently posted virtually the same ad on Craigslist for Bozeman, Mont., in December). Anyway, he says he's leaving tomorrow, be back Monday. To go, you have to be reliable. You have to find someone to take care of his cat.
 And your head can't be too big.
 Wonder why? Patrick LaForge on his blog: Do you have to climb through some kind of porthole? Or wear a special helmet? Will you have to lift the time machine? Perhaps to hide it.'

 Whatever. Turns out there are people who really, really would groove on this invention.

somebody invent a time machine man



  • Dude, what we're saying is, this guy in Dover (or maybe Bozeman, Mont.) already HAS.


I need a time machine, who sellin one??

You could call the guy in Dover, see if he has an asking price.

20 bucks to anybody who can time-travel me to May.

If you can take a sidetrip to June 1983, the guy in Dover might be your ride. (Helpful advice: You might want to go higher than 20 bucks. It's not a cab ride.)



Made it to NYC in 2 hours. In the snow. #timetravel

Fine, congratulations. But aside from @smokingmole, seems like there's quite a demand for this Dover (or possibly Bozeman, Mont.) time machine:



RT @metaforth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.




RT @selenagomez: I was so born in the wrong era. I wish I could time travel... Where would you go?




Could really do with the ability to time travel right now... just to around 5.30pm will do nicely




If there's a time machine, i wanna go back to 1983 and dance with Kevin Bacon in Footloose movie! :)



  • 1983! You're in luck!


This song makes me want to build a time machine, kidnap Justin Bieber, bring him back in time to December 8, 2004, and throw him in front of Dimebag as a human shield.

We may have a winner ...
But seriously ... about our Dover (or Bozeman) guy's travel plans: No one knows why he is going back to June 1983. To right some past wrong? To stop the 76ers from winning the NBA title? To get his girl back?
 Maybe this is his girl, and he's tired of the whole bagel thing:





xkcd: Time Travel



Meanwhile, we can speculate what this time machine might look like. This?
Back to the Future Delorean Time Machine - Ride Along
BTTFParts, March 17, 2008 at 1:00
This?
Hot Tub Time Machine - Official Trailer [HD]
trailers, December 17, 2009 at 15:22


  • This? (Hint: It's a refrigerator).







  • craigslist.org


    Lack of funds have come up and put the skids on me finishing my dreams of building my time machine . I think I have it almost totally completed. ...



Oh, wait -- that one might be taken.

Just bought a used time machine off of Craigslist. So, think back to the most memorable experience you've ever had and that was me that made it happen.

 But it looks like it's still a seller's market for time machines.

God I miss the 80s, if someone sees like a delorian time machine on craigslist let me know.



  • Uh, Duane, there's this guy in Dover ...

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Drill Close to Reaching 14-Million-Year-Old Antarctic Lake

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Drill Close to Reaching 14-Million-Year-Old Antarctic Lake

By Duncan Geere, Wired UK

Lake Vostok, which has been sealed off from the world for 14 million years, is about to be penetrated by a Russian drill bit.


The lake, which lies 2.5 miles below the icy surface of Antarctica, is unique in that it’s been completely isolated from the other 150 subglacial lakes on the continent for such a long time. It’s also oligotropic, meaning that it’s supersaturated with oxygen: Levels of the element are 50 times higher than those found in most typical freshwater lakes.


Since 1990, the Arctic and Antarctic Research Institute in St. Petersburg in Russia has been drilling through the ice to reach the lake, but fears of contamination of the ecosystem in the lake have stopped the process multiple times, most notably in 1998 when the drills were turned off for almost eight years.



Now, the team has satisfied the Antarctic Treaty Secretariat, which safeguards the continent’s environment, that it’s come up with a technique to sample the lake without contaminating it. Valery Lukin told New Scientist: “Once the lake is reached, the water pressure will push the working body and the drilling fluid upwards in the borehole, and then freeze again.” The next season, the team will bore into that frozen water to recover a sample whose contents can then be analysed.


The drill bit currently sits less than 328 feet above the lake. Once it reaches 65 to 98 feet, the mechanical drill bit will be replaced with a thermal lance that’s equipped with a camera.


Time is short, however. It’s possible that the drillers won’t be able to reach the water before the end of the current Antarctic summer, and they’ll need to wait another year before the process can continue.


When the sample can be recovered, however, it’s hoped that it’ll shed light on extremophiles — lifeforms that survive in extreme environments. Life in Lake Vostok would need adaptions to the oxygen-rich environment, which could include high concentrations of protective enzymes. The conditions in Lake Vostok are very similar to the conditions on Jupiter’s moon Europa and Saturn’s moon Enceladus, so the new data could also strengthen the case for extraterrestrial life.


Finally, anything living in the lake will have evolved in relative isolation for about 14 million years, so it could offer a snapshot of conditions on Earth long before humans evolved.


Updated 5:12 pm ET.


Image: Antarctica, with location of Lake Vostok circled in red.

NASA/GSFC


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Duncan Geere is a senior staff writer at Wired.co.uk. He can be found on Twitter at @DuncanGeere. Follow Wired at @WiredUK

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Video: Solar Eclipse Seen From Space

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Video: Solar Eclipse Seen From Space

The Earth-orbiting satellite Hinode caught this stunning video of the annular solar eclipse Jan. 4.

An annular eclipse occurs when the moon is slightly farther from Earth than usual and appears slightly smaller. When it moves between the Earth and sun, it covers the center of the sun, leaving a bright, fiery ring, or annulus, at the edge.

Hinode, a Japanese mission, studies the sun’s magnetic fields and surface eruptions. The satellite carries three NASA-developed telescopes that capture different types of light:

  • The optical telescope sees visible light.
  • The X-ray telescope, which took the video above, can see deep inside the corona.
  • The ultraviolet-light telescope reveals the deep, high-temperature processes that heat the sun’s corona.

This will be a good year for eclipse fans. With four partial-solar and two total-lunar eclipses upcoming, watch for more sun shots.

Video: Hinode/XRT

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Obama’s Solution for Online ID? Let Silicon Valley Take the Lead

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Obama’s Solution for Online ID? Let Silicon Valley Take the Lead

To help solve the modern nightmare of trying to control your online identity and keep track your passwords, the government came to Silicon Valley Friday and said it was here to help.


But rather than propose a big government initiative, Secretary of Commerce Gary Locke and the White House cyber czar Howard Schmidt made clear the feds want the private sector to take the lead.


“Just to be clear: We’re not talking about a national ID card,” Secretary Locke said in a speech at Stanford University. “We are not talking about a government-controlled system, but we are talking about enhancing online security and reducing the need to remember a dozen passwords.”


Schmidt described government’s role as being more like an organizer. “This will help us turn up the online economic engine, so online e-commerce is not shaken by the fraudsters that are out there,” he said.


Even more telling is that the effort is being lodged in the Department of Commerce, not in Homeland Security or the NSA.


When Schmidt first announced that the government wanted to do something to make it safer and easier to identify yourself online to businesses and bureaucracies last summer, it looked to many as if the government was trying to create some sort of federal internet driver’s license.


What exactly is the problem? In short, internet users have too many passwords and logins, there’s no easy way to prove to any website that you are who you say you are, leading many people to use and re-use weak passwords.


The government’s proposed solution is what the administration calls a “trusted-identity ecosystem.” The idea is to create an environment with a wide choice of trusted-identity providers that individuals can use to log in to a wide range of websites, including ones that handle sensitive data, using a single login.


Many internet users are already familiar with this approach, thanks to initiatives by Facebook, Twitter, Google, Yahoo and others. If you use Google as your online identity provider to log into another company’s site, for example, you are sent to a Google page when you encounter a page that shows you a Google login screen. You log in through Google, Google vouches for you to the other website, and passes along a little, some or none of the info in your profile — but doesn’t pass along your password.


What the government wants however, is something even more flexible and more secure, so when you buy something on an new site, you don’t have to create a new account and you can rely on the identity provider that you choose. Or if, you are logging into a service that is particularly sensitive, you have methods beyond simply creating a password to protect your account (a process known as two-factor authentication, which consumers might have run into in online banking).


One can also imagine having an identity provider that enables you to tie your home address, e-mail address and mobile phone number together so you could securely log in to the Social Security Administration and request a new Social Security card. The government would be able to mail the card to your house, with strong assurance you actually live at that address.


And while the U.S. government might like to use such a system, privacy advocates say the government has no business trying to create the system.


“The government can’t build this,” said James Dempsey, the head of the west coast office of the Center for Democracy and Technology who spoke on a panel at Friday’s event. “They don’t have the technology and they don’t have the trust.”


Philip Kaplan, the outspoken founder of Blippy, AdBrite and Fucked Company, added a Silicon Valley developer voice to the event’s panel, arguing that any system has to be simple to implement, so that developers working in their living room making a website can concentrate on building new features, not worrying about security.


The closest thing to that currently is Facebook Connect, which lets you use your Facebook credentials to log you in around the net and on mobile apps.


“I can put in one line of JavaScript and I have a login system,” Kaplan said. “But I’m not going to pay my taxes using Facebook Connect.”


Which is another way of saying it might be as dangerous for a single company to be the world’s online ID vault as it would for the government to handle that task.


And right now, with Facebook at 600 million users and $50 billion in valuation, that future seems much more likely than a standards-based, interoperative system built by geeks at the behest of the feds.


Photo: A fine example of what not to do with your password, and what passwords not to have.

Reidrac/Flickr


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Cardinal: Church-State Cooperation Makes Everyone Happy


Cardinal: Church-State Cooperation Makes Everyone Happy

Most people do not realize that the Vatican is fiercely opposed to separation of church and state.  Although it will generally toe the line when operating in a secular nation, the Catholic hierarchy constantly advocates for breaking down the barrier.
This article comes from Zenit.
Envoy: Church, State Teamwork Makes for Happy Citizens



Cardinal Dias Leads Conclusion of Vietnam Jubilee





HUE, Vietnam, JAN. 7, 2011 (Zenit.org).- Cardinal Ivan Dias, prefect of the Congregation for the Evangelization of Peoples, represented Benedict XVI on Thursday at the closing of a jubilee year marking the 350th anniversary of the establishment of Vietnam's first two apostolic vicariates at Dang Trong and Dang Ngoai.



The Tuesday through Thursday celebrations, which also marked the 50th anniversary of the establishment of the Catholic hierarchy, brought to a close a year-long jubilee. The events were held at the Marian shrine of LaVang.



Benedict XVI's Latin-language letter in which he named Cardinal Dias as his envoy was made public Dec. 28.



During Wednesday's events, Cardinal Dias compared Church-state cooperation to the parents of a family, according to UCANews. When the parents live in harmony, he said, then the children are happy.



“I hope God allows that between the local Church and State in this country,” the cardinal said in French, with translation to Vietnamese provided by Monsignor Barnabew Nguyen Van Phuong.



Church-state relations in Vietnam are troubled; though Catholics make up the second-largest religious group in the country according to a 1999 census, they are still only about 7% of the population. Almost 10% of Vietnam's near 90 million citizens are Buddhist, and the vast majority (80%) claim no religion.



According to the U.S. State Department's report on religious freedom, in the past year there were instances of local government officials occasionally harassing and using force against religious groups. Other problems included delays in approving registrations of Protestant congregations, and the continuing lack of approval by the government to translate the Bible into H'mong, after five years of waiting for permission.



The report also noted that there were accounts of harsh treatment of detainees who were accused of initiating violence during a protest over the closure of a cemetery in the Catholic Con Dau parish.



Nevertheless, there are some signs of improvement for religious freedom in the nation and after a meeting in June, the Holy See and Vietnam reported "positive developments" with regard to the advancement of diplomatic relations between the two entities.



At Wednesday's celebration -- attended by some 60 cardinals and bishops and 1,000 priests, as well as government officials -- Cardinal Dias noted that the presence of Vietnamese politicians was a "good sign for the future," UCANews reported.





He emphasized that the Church in Vietnam does not request special favors for itself, but only asks for freedom to fulfill its mission, seeking human dignity and the common good.



According to statistics provided by AsiaNews, the Church in Vietnam today counts almost 8 million members divided in 26 dioceses and 2,228 parishes. They are served by some 2,900 priests, 1,500 men religious, 10,000 women religious, 1,500 seminarians and 40,000 catechists.
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Irish Protesters Demand End to Government Collusion with Catholic Church Child Rapists

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Irish Protesters Demand End to Government Collusion with Catholic Church Child Rapists

ITCCS members rally in Dublin, issue statement

By Kevin Annett

Protesters rallied yesterday outside government offices in Dublin to demand that the Director of Public Prosecutions (DPP) stop shielding child rapists in the Catholic church, and threatening citizens who demand action.

Gerry O’Donovan, a member of the International Tribunal into Crimes of Church and State (ITCCS), joined with Kevin Flanagan, Dave O’Brien and others in delivering a formal letter of protest to the government because of the DPP’s refusal to bring charges against a Catholic priest, “Brother B”, who has raped at least nine girls.

The protesters also pointed out that the DPP has even threatened to sue anyone who demands the prosecution of suspected child raping priests.

According to O’Donovan,

“In the DPP’s letter to me it says ‘Under Section 6 of the Prosecution of Offences Act 1974, it is against the law to write to the Director to ask him to either stop or not to prosecute a case.’ Me, Dave, Kevin and others have broken that law by writing to him as it is considered to be ‘improper’. “.

O’Donovan also read from a statement issued by Kevin Annett for the ITCCS Executive, which announced the intention of the ITCCS Tribunal to investigate the DPP’s actions when it convenes next September in London.

The Irish group is planning a similar protest tomorrow in Cork. For more information contact the ITCCS at ITCCS101@gmail.com .

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Crime Shocking Vid: Man Beats Cameraman With a Stick Over Animal Cruelty Story

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Crime Shocking Vid: Man Beats Cameraman With a Stick Over Animal Cruelty Story

When a news crew from WGHP in North Carolina was sent to investigate reports of animal cruelty, they probably never imagined to catch pictures of themselves being beaten. But that’s exactly what happened.

The news crew originally went to catch footage of horses that were reportedly being neglected. The cameraman, identified as Chris Weaver, set up his camera on the side of the road and started recording. That’s when Kirkus — the horses’ owner — spotted him, and came running after Weaver with a large stick. The video shows Kirkus swinging at Weaver multiple times, Weaver pleading with Kirkus not to hit him, and then picks up the loud thump of when Kirkus ignores those please and connects:

According to WGHP, Kirkus was arrested and charged with two felonies — including assault with a deadly weapon — and the crew escaped without any serious injuries. Although the sheriff’s office admitted it has received calls about the horses welfare in the past, it said their treatment does not amount to abuse.

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Woe to the Wealthy

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Woe to the Wealthy


By Keith Burton

The recent extension of Mikhail Khodorkovsky’s prison sentence, took my mind back to the Tuesday in 2005 when the Russian courts initially sentenced the billionaire tycoon to nine years in prison for tax evasion and several counts of fraud. Worth an estimated $15 billion before his arrest, Khodorkovsky had accumulated his wealth following the collapse of the Soviet Union when he purchased oil fields from the state and formed the giant corporation, Yukos. Among free-market enthusiasts in the west he had become a poster-child for capitalist success. They saw his company as a perfect model of what can happen when the government steps back and allows private citizens to exercise their creative genius. In their estimation, Russia had finally entered the post-modern age of unbridled big business.

However, not all shared the enthusiasm of the western plutopaths. Millions of struggling poor in his home country viewed Khodorkovsky as a frightening example of capitalist excess. Indeed, it is when Khodorkovsky began to use his wealth to influence the political process that he attracted the attention of the government revenue department, and the rest is yesterday’s news.

Glass House Hypocrisy

At his initial sentencing, President Bush was first among world leaders to criticize the ruling of the Russian courts. I still recall the arch-warden of Guantanamo Bay remarking, “[in this country] you are innocent until proven guilty....” It’s easy to look out the thick distorting window of your own home and criticize the magnified weeds in your international neighbor’s yard, but I recall a proverb that cautions glass house occupants against throwing stones. As members of the current administration join their meddling predecessors and other Moscow-bashing sympathizers, I feel compelled to whisper a name in their ears: “Martha Stewart.” Need I say more? And she is just the tip of the iceberg. Who can forget Leona Helmsley–remember the “only the little people pay taxes” person–who was also rewarded by an all expenses paid detention in one of Uncle Sam’s penal facilities? And lets not forget Hollywood’s Wesley Snipes, Enron’s Kenneth Lay and WorldCom’s Bernie Ebbers.

Further, what about those who are able to fly below the radar? This is still the nation where the formerly ousted CEO of AIG could gift his wife with $2.2 billion in stock options while my premiums went up and the workforce was “downsized.” It is still the nation where the former Vice President has reaped millions of dollars from the same Haliburton that receives billions of dollars of tax payers money each month. It is still the nation where the middle class bears the brunt of the tax burden while the wealthiest get rebates for luxurious summer homes, only pay federal insurance taxes on a fraction of their income, and are entitled to Social Security and Medicaid even if they have billions in the bank. It is still the nation where three sons of President George H. Bush received painless slaps on the wrist for their involvement in the Savings and Loans debacle of the 1980s and other activities resembling fraud and insider trading.

Double Standards

I really don’t know if Mikhail Khodorkovsky is guilty of the charges levied against him, but I do know that there is something inherently wrong with an economic system that allows one person to stockpile wealth while others in the same geographical vicinity are dying of starvation.

Somehow in the west, we have no problem lambasting the Mbitis, Amins, Gadaffis, and Husseins, but tend to excuse the exploitative business strategies that will catapult a William Gates to the position in which his individual wealth is ten times as much as the combined wealth of the 33 million African-Americans residing in the United States. We have no problem criticizing nations who redirect international aid to building grand stadiums and presidential palaces, but say nothing when the Thatcher government implemented the controversial Poll Tax that exempted the royal family from millions of pounds in property taxes while further burdening the “little people.” We have no problem decrying socialist economies where government controls many of the services, but are conspicuously silent when an economic system produces the heirs of Sam Walton–three of whom are among the ten wealthiest in the world–who make their billions by eliminating established American companies while strengthening the capitalist friendly Chinese economy.

Woe to the Wealthy

Each year, leaders of the G8 nations convene at luxurious locations around the globe. It has been customary for protestors to appear at these conferences en masse as they voice their displeasure at the way in which the world’s wealthiest nations shamelessly continue the legacy of global exploitation. While the G8 voices are often muffled by the New Age visionaries who predominate the protests, I believe that Christian leaders also need to make a statement to the international oligarchy. They need to stand with prophetic boldness and let the privileged few know that God is not pleased with their selfish misuse of the world’s resources and their manipulation of the two-thirds world with their economic terrorism.

Our leaders need to remind the oligarchs of Jesus’ words in the Sermon on the Plain: “Woe to you who are rich, for you have already received your comfort. Woe to you who are well fed now, for you will go hungry. Woe to you who laugh now, for you will mourn and weep. Woe to you when everyone speaks well of you, for that is how the ancestors treated the false prophets” (Luke 6:24-26, TNIV). They need to confront the systems of oppression with the courage of James, who cautioned: “Now listen, you rich people, weep and wail because of the misery that is coming on you. Your wealth has rotted and moths have eaten your clothes. Your gold and silver are corroded. Their corrosion will testify against you and eat your flesh like fire. You have hoarded wealth in the last days. Look! The wages you failed to pay the workers who mowed your fields are crying out against you. The cries of the harvesters have reached the ears of the Lord Almighty. You have lived on earth in luxury and self-indulgence. You have fattened yourself in the day of slaughter. You have condemned and murdered the innocent one, who was not opposing you” (James 5:1-6, TNIV).

For the Glory of God

As we enter 2011, I trust I’m not the only person who is concerned about the widening gulf between the rich and the poor. I believe it is our Christian imperative to confront injustice wherever and whenever it arises. With over 156,000 people dying from starvation every day, professed people of God need to reassess their priorities and ask the Lord what we can do to make a difference in the global community. This is not the time for the propagation of a prosperity gospel and the adulation of those celebrity preachers who have been possessed with the materialistic spirit of Hollywood movie-stars. This is not the time for adding non-functional icons in our places of worship as we attempt to pacify our cognitive dysfunction with the excuse that it is being done “to the glory of God.”

God is glorified when the people of God understand that we are our brothers and sisters’ keepers, and we have a responsibility to agitate the conscience of world leaders whom God so desperately wants to use as His benevolent servants (Rom 13:6). God is glorified when the “least” among us are touched by acts of compassion (Mt 25:31-46). As you consider the role that you will play in making a difference this year, never forget that “a tree is known by its fruit.”

Keith Augustus Burton is an adjunct instructor of Religion at Florida Hospital College of Health Sciences and Oakwood University. The column is an updated version of a commentary written on June 3, 2005 for his lifeHERITAGE Perspectives blog. Other commentaries can be found at http://www.empowermylife.org/perspectives

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Education Parents Demand Removal of Candy From High School Condom Kits

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Education Parents Demand Removal of Candy From High School Condom Kits

An AIDS Services group is reportedly removing candy from safe-sex kits distributed to high school students in Swanzey, N.H., after outraged parents lodged complaints with the local school district.

According to WMUR-TV, parents of students at Monadnock High School said they were outraged after learning that the “safe sex” packages distributed to their kids contained not just condoms, but fruit-flavored lubricant and candies, as well.

The kits were reportedly made available to students in December as part of a World AIDS Day presentation. Officials of the Monadnock Regional School District say they were not previously aware of the contents of the kits and have now banned them after outraged parents voiced their concerns.

From now on, parents will be notified when controversial programs are presented in the schools, one school board member told WMUR.

Susan MacNeil, director of AIDS Services for the Monadnock Region, says the lubricant was intended to prevent condoms from breaking and that the candy is “just a piece of candy.” MacNeil dismisses the notion that the candy was intended to entice kids to have sex.

Closing question: If Happy Meal toys supposedly entice kids to eat unhealthy foods, exactly what kind of message were they trying to send to kids about sex by including candy? Further, what kind of message does doling out condoms to kids send??

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