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Australian flooding

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Seasonal flooding across eastern Australia has been widespread and devastating this spring - their wettest on record. Cyclone Tasha came along two weeks ago, and dumped even more water on Queensland. Hundreds of thousands of people in an area the size of France and Germany combined are now affected, and at least nine people have been killed so far. Authorities are working to evacuate some communities and airlift supplies to others as the water level is expected to continue rising over the next two days and 38 regions were declared natural disaster areas. Collected here are photos from the recent flooding around Australia and its effect on residents and animals. (33 photos total)

A wallaby stands on a large round hay bale, trapped by rising flood waters outside the town of Dalby in Queensland, Australia on Thursday, Dec. 30, 2010. Days of torrential downpours have left parts of central and southern Queensland state inundated, flooding thousands of homes and businesses, cutting off roads and forcing the entire populations of two towns to evacuate. (AP Photo/Anthony Skerman)



The swollen Burnett River cuts the sugar cane town of Bundaberg in two and submerges Harriett Island on December 30, 2010 after entire towns in Queensland state were inundated by the worst deluges in decades. (TORSTEN BLACKWOOD/AFP/Getty Images) #


Rising floodwaters spread across the runway of the airport at Rockhampton, in eastern Queensland, Australia on January 2, 2011. (MECHIELSEN LYNDON/AFP/Getty Images) #


A snake crosses the Capricorn Highway which is under floodwaters 6km south of Rockhampton, Australia on January 3, 2011. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


An emergency personnel boat motors past a street sign partially covered by floodwaters 6km south of Rockhampton on January 3, 2011. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


Houses in the town of Theodore, about 410km (255 miles) north west of Brisbane, Australia, are partially submerged by flood waters in this January 1, 2011 picture. (REUTERS/Queensland Police Service) #


Cattle walk through flooded crops near the town of Theodore in Australia's state of Queensland January 2, 2011. Large parts of Australia's coastal northeast were flooded on Sunday in a spreading environmental disaster as thousands of residents fled their homes to avoid the runoff from a Christmas deluge. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz (AUSTRALIA - Tags: DISASTER ENVIRONMENT ANIMALS) #


A main street in the flooded town of Theodore, Australia is used as a helicopter landing zone as residents are evacuated in this January 1, 2011 picture. (REUTERS/Queensland Police Service) #


Bruce Dalton cleans mud from the recently submerged Spinnakers bar and restaurant on the banks of the swollen Burnett River in Bundaberg as flood waters begin to recede on January 1, 2011. (TORSTEN BLACKWOOD/AFP/Getty Images) #


Rising floodwaters spread through the low-lying suburb of Depot Hill in Rockhampton, in eastern Queensland on January 2, 2011. (MECHIELSEN LYNDON/AFP/Getty Images) #


A girl falls in the mud as her sister and father remove damaged belongings from their home affected by floodwater in Bundaberg, Queensland January 1, 2011. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


A police vehicle is halted by flood debris across a road near the town of Injune, about 480kms (298 miles) northwest of Brisbane on January 1, 2011. Floods that have inundated 22 Australian towns and forced more than 200,000 from their homes headed towards the northeast coast on New Year's Day, forcing further evacuations and warnings of 30-ft flood waters. (REUTERS/Queensland Police Service) #


Partially submerged railways to transport coal are seen near the town of Emerald in Australia's state of Queensland January 2, 2011. Large parts of Australia's coastal northeast were flooded on Sunday in a spreading environmental disaster as thousands of residents fled their homes to avoid the runoff from a Christmas deluge. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


Workers of a hardware store start to clean up after being affected by flood waters in Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia on January 1, 2011. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


Farm crops are seen flooded near the town of Theodore in Queensland, Australia January 2, 2011. Large parts of Australia's coastal northeast were flooded on Sunday in a spreading environmental disaster as thousands of residents fled their homes to avoid the runoff from a Christmas deluge. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


A small plane takes off from a portion of the flooded runway at the Rockhampton airport in the state of Queensland January 2, 2011. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


A coal ship waits to be loaded at the port in Gladstone, Queensland January 2, 2011. Torrential rains and flooding are set to cut rail supplies of coal for another week from inland mines to Australia's third-largest coal export terminal Gladstone, forcing the port to run down already-depleted inventories. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


A fish is seen on the Capricorn Highway, which is partially submerged under floodwaters, 6 km (3.7 miles) south of Rockhampton, January 3, 2011. Military aircraft flew supplies to an Australian town slowly disappearing beneath floodwaters on Monday, as record flooding in the country's northeast continues to cut coal exports and devastate wheat production. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


This aerial photo taken on December 31, 2010 shows the Fairbairn Dam spilling into the Queensland town of Emerald, illustrating the extent of flooding across the area. (JONO SEARLE/AFP/Getty Images) #


Agricultural machinery is seen on an isolated island surrounded by flood waters near the town of Emerald in Australia's state of Queensland January 2, 2011. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


Ann Mara uses a kayak and a rope to tow a kangaroo through floodwaters near Wellington, Australia. Thousands of people have been forced to evacuate their homes, and officials have been scrambling to pluck stranded motorists from cars and surround vulnerable homes and businesses with sandbags as Australia's attorney general declared 45 communities along the country's east coast disaster areas Friday, Dec. 10, 2010, following weeks of drenching rains. (AP Photo/Lake Burrendong Sport and Recreation Centre, Tracy Woods) #


Rodney Dowton ferries a boatload of kangaroos through floodwaters near Wellington, Australia. (AP Photo/Lake Burrendong Sport and Recreation Centre, Tracy Woods) #


A swollen river is seen near the town of Tumut, 400 km (250 miles) south-west of Sydney, December 9, 2010. Torrential rain is wreaking more havoc across eastern Australia, with flash floods continuing to cause problems for residents, according to local media. (REUTERS/Wolter Peters) #


Buildings are submerged in floodwaters in a neighborhood in Rockhampton, Queensland on January 2, 2011. Large parts of Australia's coastal northeast were flooded on Sunday in a spreading environmental disaster as thousands of residents fled their homes to avoid the runoff from a Christmas deluge. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


Christopher Roth tries to salvage what he can from his parents' flooded home in Bundaberg on December 31, 2010. (TORSTEN BLACKWOOD/AFP/Getty Images) #


Local teenagers make the best of ther conditions after heavy rainfall hit the the capital region on December 9, 2010 in Queanbeyan, Australia. (Andrew Taylor/Getty Images) #


Scott Wogandt and his son Mitchell kayak past flooded cars in Bundaberg on December 31, 2010. (TORSTEN BLACKWOOD/AFP/Getty Images) #


A pair of shoes lie in the mud after flooded waters start to receded in Bundaberg, Queensland, Australia January 1, 2011. Flood water rose across Australia's northeast on Friday, covering an area bigger than France and Germany combined, inundating 22 towns and stranding 200,000 people, and closing one of the country's major sugar export ports. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


A worker from emergency services walks through the Capricorn Highway, which is submerged in floodwaters, 6 km (3.7 miles) south of Rockhampton, January 3, 2011. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


Flood waters cover the land near Warwick, Queensland on December 28, 2010 as entire towns were inundated by the worst deluges in decades. Torrential rains following in the wake of tropical cyclone Tasha have swollen rivers and flooded scores of farms and homes in the northeastern state of Queensland. (JEFF CAMDEN/AFP/Getty Images) #


A half-drowned brush-tail possum seeks shelter in an up-turned caravan on the banks of the swollen Burnett River in Bundaberg as flood waters begin to recede on January 1, 2011. (TORSTEN BLACKWOOD/AFP/Getty Images) #


Signboards are partially submerged by floodwater in Bundaberg, Queensland December 31, 2010. (REUTERS/Daniel Munoz) #


Six-year-old Jake Thompson looks at flood waters that have engulfed Alexander Street in Bundaberg on December 31, 2010. (TORSTEN BLACKWOOD/AFP/Getty Images) #


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Dover 'time-traveler' sparks internet interest

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Dover 'time-traveler' sparks internet interest





Dot A



'I have a functioning time machine'




A man from Dover, Pa. -- who may also be from Bozeman, Mont., perhaps in another time-space dimension -- says he's going back to June 1983, needs someone to help him run the machine, and needs a cat-sitter. He advertised those needs on Craigslist. Many people have found this interesting. And it appears this machine could meet many needs.



Found this ad on CraigsList while searching through some job advertisements. Can anyone help this dude out? Remember, you have to provide someone to take care of his cat, and your skull can't be any bigger than 64 cm. in circumference.



  • Here's a message-board poster who's in:







  • shocktotem.nice-board.com


    I'm going to Bozeman Montana... who's going with me? Time Travel Date: 2010-09-24, 10:09AM MDT I have a functioning time machine (i know it sounds unbelievable, but I assure you it works) that I need a 2nd person to operate with me. I'm looking ...



The man posted his ad Thursday in Craigslist with the header 'Time Travel (Dover, Pa.)' (He, or someone, also apparently posted virtually the same ad on Craigslist for Bozeman, Mont., in December). Anyway, he says he's leaving tomorrow, be back Monday. To go, you have to be reliable. You have to find someone to take care of his cat.
 And your head can't be too big.
 Wonder why? Patrick LaForge on his blog: Do you have to climb through some kind of porthole? Or wear a special helmet? Will you have to lift the time machine? Perhaps to hide it.'

 Whatever. Turns out there are people who really, really would groove on this invention.

somebody invent a time machine man



  • Dude, what we're saying is, this guy in Dover (or maybe Bozeman, Mont.) already HAS.


I need a time machine, who sellin one??

You could call the guy in Dover, see if he has an asking price.

20 bucks to anybody who can time-travel me to May.

If you can take a sidetrip to June 1983, the guy in Dover might be your ride. (Helpful advice: You might want to go higher than 20 bucks. It's not a cab ride.)



Made it to NYC in 2 hours. In the snow. #timetravel

Fine, congratulations. But aside from @smokingmole, seems like there's quite a demand for this Dover (or possibly Bozeman, Mont.) time machine:



RT @metaforth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.




RT @selenagomez: I was so born in the wrong era. I wish I could time travel... Where would you go?




Could really do with the ability to time travel right now... just to around 5.30pm will do nicely




If there's a time machine, i wanna go back to 1983 and dance with Kevin Bacon in Footloose movie! :)



  • 1983! You're in luck!


This song makes me want to build a time machine, kidnap Justin Bieber, bring him back in time to December 8, 2004, and throw him in front of Dimebag as a human shield.

We may have a winner ...
But seriously ... about our Dover (or Bozeman) guy's travel plans: No one knows why he is going back to June 1983. To right some past wrong? To stop the 76ers from winning the NBA title? To get his girl back?
 Maybe this is his girl, and he's tired of the whole bagel thing:





xkcd: Time Travel



Meanwhile, we can speculate what this time machine might look like. This?
Back to the Future Delorean Time Machine - Ride Along
BTTFParts, March 17, 2008 at 1:00
This?
Hot Tub Time Machine - Official Trailer [HD]
trailers, December 17, 2009 at 15:22


  • This? (Hint: It's a refrigerator).







  • craigslist.org


    Lack of funds have come up and put the skids on me finishing my dreams of building my time machine . I think I have it almost totally completed. ...



Oh, wait -- that one might be taken.

Just bought a used time machine off of Craigslist. So, think back to the most memorable experience you've ever had and that was me that made it happen.

 But it looks like it's still a seller's market for time machines.

God I miss the 80s, if someone sees like a delorian time machine on craigslist let me know.



  • Uh, Duane, there's this guy in Dover ...

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Drill Close to Reaching 14-Million-Year-Old Antarctic Lake

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Drill Close to Reaching 14-Million-Year-Old Antarctic Lake

By Duncan Geere, Wired UK

Lake Vostok, which has been sealed off from the world for 14 million years, is about to be penetrated by a Russian drill bit.


The lake, which lies 2.5 miles below the icy surface of Antarctica, is unique in that it’s been completely isolated from the other 150 subglacial lakes on the continent for such a long time. It’s also oligotropic, meaning that it’s supersaturated with oxygen: Levels of the element are 50 times higher than those found in most typical freshwater lakes.


Since 1990, the Arctic and Antarctic Research Institute in St. Petersburg in Russia has been drilling through the ice to reach the lake, but fears of contamination of the ecosystem in the lake have stopped the process multiple times, most notably in 1998 when the drills were turned off for almost eight years.



Now, the team has satisfied the Antarctic Treaty Secretariat, which safeguards the continent’s environment, that it’s come up with a technique to sample the lake without contaminating it. Valery Lukin told New Scientist: “Once the lake is reached, the water pressure will push the working body and the drilling fluid upwards in the borehole, and then freeze again.” The next season, the team will bore into that frozen water to recover a sample whose contents can then be analysed.


The drill bit currently sits less than 328 feet above the lake. Once it reaches 65 to 98 feet, the mechanical drill bit will be replaced with a thermal lance that’s equipped with a camera.


Time is short, however. It’s possible that the drillers won’t be able to reach the water before the end of the current Antarctic summer, and they’ll need to wait another year before the process can continue.


When the sample can be recovered, however, it’s hoped that it’ll shed light on extremophiles — lifeforms that survive in extreme environments. Life in Lake Vostok would need adaptions to the oxygen-rich environment, which could include high concentrations of protective enzymes. The conditions in Lake Vostok are very similar to the conditions on Jupiter’s moon Europa and Saturn’s moon Enceladus, so the new data could also strengthen the case for extraterrestrial life.


Finally, anything living in the lake will have evolved in relative isolation for about 14 million years, so it could offer a snapshot of conditions on Earth long before humans evolved.


Updated 5:12 pm ET.


Image: Antarctica, with location of Lake Vostok circled in red.

NASA/GSFC


Source: Wired.co.uk


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Duncan Geere is a senior staff writer at Wired.co.uk. He can be found on Twitter at @DuncanGeere. Follow Wired at @WiredUK

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