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The Peril of Compartmentalized Discipleship

The Peril of Compartmentalized Discipleship
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More and more Adventist churches, schools and hospitals are taking members, students or employees on brief overseas mission trips. It’s a worthy endeavor to forsake one’s comfort zone for a week or two of getting “out there”— not just to lay bricks but to interact with people for their health and salvation. There is just one danger in this: compartmentalizing our mission.

Here’s what I mean. Outreach activity ought not be disconnected from everyday life, as something extra we do once a year or so. This is apparent in what some might find as a surprising insight in Christ’s Great Commission: “Go therefore and make disciples of all the nations, baptizing them” and “teaching them” (Matt. 28:19-20).

So our Lord commands us there to “Go,” doesn’t He? Actually, no. That’s not exactly what Jesus is saying here. You see, in the entire Gospel Commission there is only one imperative verb—to “make disciples,” or literally, “disciplize.”* The other three verbal words are in participle form. So “Go!” should be translated “going,” just as “baptizing” and “teaching” are. The only imperative action in the Gospel Commission is to “disciplize.”

You may be wondering, What’s your point? What’s the big deal here?

It’s this: Jesus is not asking us to “go” and do discipleship as a separate function of our lives, different from what usually keeps us busy. He wants discipling to be a habitual, lifestyle activity. As we are “going” about our lives, we make discipleship an integrated part of daily activities.

The difference here is subtle but significant. Do you see it? Christ expects us to make discipling a normal function of everyday life, not some separate, disjointed activity done once in a while when we muster up energy, courage or resources.

When we grasp and implement what Jesus is commanding us to do, it will transform how we do both outreach and nurture. It will regenerate the church from being Laodicean part-timers into whole-life discipleship participants, like the Pentecost-inspired early Christians.

So the purpose of short-term mission trips is not to fulfill our evangelistic quota for the year but to inspire us to adopt a different lifestyle when we get home: full-time disciples and disciple-makers.

I’m connecting here with what we read on page two from our new Mid-America Union president, Elder Tom Lemon. He challenges us to be incarnational—that is, to interact within our everyday world as ambassadors of heaven. To be fully engaged and engulfed in discipleship within our own environment as a whole life experience.

Here’s the bottom line: The Great Commission is not about cold contacts but about warm relationships. It means more than to “go” and knock on the doors of strangers, interrupting their ballgames in hopes of persuading them to enroll in a depersonalized Bible correspondence course. (Although there is a place for self-study lessons online and by mail—augmented by local fellowship, if desired.) As we are “going” about our daily lives, we make friendships for God with the people He has entrusted to our witness in the workplace, marketplace and classroom. Remember, people do not care how much we know until they know how much we care.

When our colleagues and neighbors are weary of life, they find us ready to speak a word in season. When they wonder what makes us different, we are ready to give a reason for the hope that is in us—not arrogantly but respectfully.

Of course we still need public evangelism events, to reap the harvest of disciple-making that continually occurs (both strategically and spontaneously) in a loving and prayerful church. People will come to our meetings when they have experienced our unselfishness, compassion, joyfulness and integrity. They will entrust us with their questions about the meaning of life and death, pardon and power, the past and the future. And they will be ready for the answers that only Seventh-day Adventists can teach them.

After being baptized, these endeared souls will endure to the end with us—not only as disciples but disciple-makers, winning new souls to the incarnate body of Christ. Only thus will the Great Commission be fulfilled, and finally the work of God will be finished in the world and in the Mid-America Union.

*This morphology in the original New Testament Greek is picked up by some astute Bible versions such as Young’s Literal Translation and the International Standard Version.

This is an editorial for the upcoming issue of Outlook magazine for January 2011

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Hugo Chávez Invites Venezuelans to Palace Sleepover

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Hugo Chávez Invites Venezuelans to Palace Sleepover

Venezuela has been hit by deadly floods and mudslides that have claimed at least 25 lives. This has prompted President Hugo Chávez to invite dozens of now-homeless Venezuelans to stay at his presidential palace until they are resettled. How benevolent!





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Save the Date: Jesus Is Coming in May!

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Save the Date: Jesus Is Coming in May!This time, it's really happening. On May 21 of next year, Jesus Christ shall swoop down from the heavens on a white steed to snatch up all True Believers. That's right — the Rapture is coming! Where do you stand?

People have claimed for centuries that they know when the Rapture is coming, but this time, someone's finally got it right. They even have billboards and bumper stickers to prove it! The billboards are produced by supporters of a Christian network called Family Radio Inc., and they've set up a website to spread the Good Word, WeCanKnow.com. The site serves as a one stop shop for all your proselytizing needs. You can download images to use as billboards, order bumper stickers, and download e-versions of the Bible (perfect for an iPod touch or iPad!). There are 40 billboards in the Nashville, Tennessee area already.

But how do they really know? Because Family Radio's founder, Harold Camping, says so. From The Tennessean:


According to Camping's prediction, the Rapture will happen exactly 7,000 years from the date that God first warned people about the flood. He said the flood happened in 4990 B.C., on what would have been May 21 in the modern calendar. God gave Noah one week of warning.


Since one day equals 1,000 years for God, that means there was a 7,000-year interval between the flood and rapture.


Whoa. So, like, in God Years, that means I'm how old? Oh Jesus. I need a drink.

Oh, and just in case you're feeling the urge to scare the crap out of your kids, here's a cartoon from the group with weird Pokémon-ish characters speaking like robots:

And here, we leave you with a passage from the Good Book to mull over:

Revelation 14:14

And I looked, and behold a white cloud, and upon the cloud one sat like unto the Son of man, having on his head a golden crown, and in his hand a sharp sickle.'


May 21, 2011— See you there!

[Images via WeCanKnow.com]


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Another Violent Death in Disney Town

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Another Violent Death in Disney TownJust last week, a man was found murdered inside his condo in the creepy Disney town, Celebration, Florida. Then early this morning, after shooting at deputies and barricading himself inside his Disney condo, 52-year-old Craig Foushee killed himself. Damn.

According to the AP, authorities say there is no connection between last week's killing of 58-year-old Matteo Patrick Giovanditto and today's incident involving Foushee, which sounds like a case of suicide by cop:


An Osceola County Sheriff's Office report says 52-year-old Craig Foushee barricaded himself in a home in Celebration on Thursday for more than 14 hours. Authorities say he shot at deputies several times.


Deputies entered the home early Friday and found him dead of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot wound. No deputies were injured.


Sheriff's spokeswoman Twis Lizasuain says there is no connection between Foushee and Matteo Patrick Giovanditto, who was found slain in a condominium earlier this week.


Celebration, Florida is officially the new Gary, Indiana.

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Disney Town Has Its First Murder

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Disney Town Has Its First MurderYou'll always remember your first. Celebration, FL, the creepy town built by Disney in the '90s, has long been a place of eerie, forced quaintness. Well, no longer. They've had their first-ever homicide, just in time for the holidays.

As the AP reports, a 58-year-old resident of the 11,000-person hamlet was murdered in his home over the Thanksgiving weekend, scarring the magic Disney (well, OK, Disney gave up control of the place some years ago) town irrevocably:


Residents of the town five miles south of Walt Disney World woke up Tuesday to the sight of yellow crime-scene tape wrapped around a condo near the Christmas-decorated downtown, where Bing Crosby croons from speakers hidden in the foliage. A 58-year-old neighbor who lived alone with his Chihuahua had been slain over the long Thanksgiving weekend, Osceola County sheriff's deputies said.


The community's famous friendliness is what brought investigators Matteo Giovanditto's body: Neighbors hadn't seen the victim for days, so they filed a missing person's report, then went into his condo a day later and found him.


A few years ago, a resident joked with a reporter that Celebration would feel like real town when a bike was stolen. Now, it has an unsolved killing on its hands.


So, murder: sad, bad, yes, all that. But Christmas music playing in the trees? SHRIEEEEEEK.

Basically this is going to make the best movie ever. In the end, of course, it'll be the squeakiest and cleanest person in the town who did it, because they were trying to preserve or save something they thought was slipping away, some pure ideal, but of course in the act of trying to save it, they ruined it forever. Tragic, but beautiful.


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Help Pay Alberto Gonzales' Legal Fees, Everybody

Former Bush administration Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, that crony everyone hated several years ago, has enlisted 23 former Cabinet colleagues to help raise money for his endless legal bills. Read their joint letter and contribute here! Or do something else.

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Help Pay Alberto Gonzales' Legal Fees, EverybodyFormer Bush administration Attorney General Alberto Gonzales, that crony everyone hated several years ago, has enlisted 23 former Cabinet colleagues to help raise money for his endless legal bills. Read their joint letter and contribute here! Or do something else.


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Montreal Teacher Caught Giving Kids Test On Penis Size

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Montreal Teacher Caught Giving Kids Test On Penis SizeOhh dear. A teacher in Montreal has been suspended after giving her eighth graders a multiple-choice test with sexually explicit questions like whether or not "blacks have bigger penises" for a morals and ethics class. How meta of her?

I mean, maybe the test — which "included questions about anal sex, lesbian encounters and penis sizes" — was the test, y'know? Like was the test itself moral? Intriguing.

Or maybe the kids needed some gritty, no-nonsense (well, some nonsense) sex talk. As the Canadian news media reports, they aren't getting any of that in school otherwise:


Two sexologists contacted by QMI were split about the value of the test.


Julie Pelletier, a Quebec psychotherapist and sex columnist, said the quiz was "inappropriate for the students of that age group."


She says the elimination of sex-ed courses in Quebec has led to teachers taking their own, sometimes ill-advised, initiatives.


But sexologist Jocelyn Robert had a different view. She says the teacher has been convicted prematurely and was only telling teens about sexual issues they're already seeing on the internet and talking about in the schoolyard.


She says that sexual practices like sodomy and fellatio are not foreign to 13-year-olds.


"It's there, it's not anecdotal, it's very known to young people," she told QMI.


"They see it wall to wall on the internet. If we don't talk about it, we're sort of putting our heads in the sand."


Oh good. All of sex ed eliminated. Terrific.


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Fruit Bat Blowjobs Once Again a Safe Topic of Discussion Within the Academy

An Irish court has overturned the punishment that a college professor received—mandatory counseling and two years of monitoring—for showing a female colleague a scientific paper entitled "Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time." And rightly so. [Irish Times]

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Fruit Bat Blowjobs Once Again a Safe Topic of Discussion Within the AcademyAn Irish court has overturned the punishment that a college professor received—mandatory counseling and two years of monitoring—for showing a female colleague a scientific paper entitled "Fellatio by Fruit Bats Prolongs Copulation Time." And rightly so. [Irish Times]


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John Boehner's Had It With These 'Chickencrap' Democrats

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John Boehner's Had It With These 'Chickencrap' DemocratsIncoming House Speaker John Boehner isn't happy with House Democrats' tricky plan to force a vote — expected this afternoon — on extending middle-class tax cuts only. You can tell he's mad when he starts calling things "chickencrap."

This afternoon, House Democrats will hold an up or down vote on vote on President Obama's plan to extend tax cuts to income below $250,000, and they've figured out a way to prevent the Republicans from pulling procedural tricks that might sink it — a straight vote on whether or not wealthy people deserve an additional tax break. Today, at his weekly press conference, House Minority Leader John Boehner compared the move to fertilizer.

"I'm trying to catch my breath so I don't refer to this maneuver going on today as chickencrap, alright?' Boehner said. "But this is nonsense."

Brace yourself for some procedural jargon: Dems once believed they were faced with two mixed options for holding this vote. The first was to hold an up-or-down vote under the normal rules. But that would give Republicans the opportunity to introduce what's known as a motion to recommit — a procedural right of the minority that would have allowed them to tack an extension of tax cuts for high-income earners on to the legislation.

The second option — suspending the rules — would have foreclosed on that right, but would have required a two-thirds majority of the House for passage: 290 votes, an impossible hurdle.

But Democrats figured out a way to avoid this. They're attaching their tax cut plan as an amendment to a separate bill [the Airport and Airway Extension Act, to wit]. That legislation already passed the House, and has just been returned from the Senate. The rules say it can't be recommitted. So the GOP's hands are tied.

"The election was month ago," Boehner said. "We're 23 months from the next election and the political games have already started trying to set up the next election."

"To roll this vote out really is just — it's what you think I was going to say anyway." In other words, "chickencrap."

Now, Dems did make an end run around the normal rules — because there was no other way they could get their preferred tax cut plan passed. But this really is the purest way to address the question of who in Congress would say no to tax cuts for everybody unless rich people get an extra cherry on top.

Should be interesting.

John Boehner's Had It With These 'Chickencrap' Democrats
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Exciting New Diet Craze: Pee Injections

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Exciting New Diet Craze: Pee InjectionsHave you heard about the thrilling new diet where you inject the urine of pregnant women into your body, with a syringe? One lady lost 43 pounds! Unless it was the accompanying 500-calorie dietary restriction. Nah, probably the pee.

Boston's WCVB-TV did a nifty segment about a local pee diet evangelist who lost weight while injecting herself daily with concentrated pregnant lady pee. She thinks it sped up her metabolism with a hormone called hCG.

More impressive than Sheryl Paloni's 43-lb. weight loss: Using the phrase "the proof is in the pudding" to describe a diet without even a hint of humor.

Anyway, the hCG diet resurfaces every few years, and credible doctors agree that it's hogwash. But don't let the reactionary hoopla make you think the people who do it are all crazy: Some people take a milder route, and forgo daily injections for oral formulas. That is, they drink magic potions made out of pee. The thought of which has rendered me unable to finish lunch, so: Success! [WCVB-TV]


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